im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*
ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"
weian-fu:

undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

#when will people start giving names to young non-white scientists??#bc that shit is getting old

It’s easier to steal if the inventors are nameless.
ananta-ermine:

good-things-dont-last-forever:

juliekenphila:

leetakeuchi:




Reblog if you understand this..

Lord have mercy on you if you dont.

If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.

^this

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i use to mumble this song until giant snake birthday cake larGE FRIES CHOCOLATE SHAKE ..

i just sung that part and now the whole song is repeating in my head. the WHOLE thing

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
"

Marry me. Let’s spend our nights eating cereal on the floor when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.

Marry me. We can go to the movie theatre and sit in the very back row just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

Marry me. We’ll paint the rooms of our house and get more paint on us than on the walls.

Marry me. We can hold hands and go to parties that we end up ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub together.

Marry me. Slow dance with me in our bedroom with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.

"

let me love you forever, marry me (via the-psycho-cutie)

This…

(via adorable-lesbians)

😍

(via putthesteel-tomywrist)

wimsickals:

ubergay:

Reblogging this everyday so when I reblog porn people don’t unfollow me

I love this.

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

kingsleyyy:

blue-eyed-hanji:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

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WHERE IS MY MATE

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A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

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THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

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how tumblr friendships are born

lmao

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

"I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty."
the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)