kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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exames:

exames:

It should be a rule that every cute boy who follows me sends me a message calling me princess

this actually worked, I’m a genius

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray
smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

jockstrapjuvenile:

oh. my. god.